School Warriors Gifts

'Don't blame me. They won't let me pray in school.'

"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Computer Room.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Child finding school too hard.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Studying and technology

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

Final Exams Tip

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"My dad ate my homework."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Exams

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

School Supplies and Small Loans.

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'