School Warrior Gifts

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

I just can't take it anymore!

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"Don't think of it as the first day of school. Think of it as the beginning of the end."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Computer Room.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Child finding school too hard.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"Ted doesn't test well."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Examiners.

Studying and technology

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

Final Exams Tip

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

"My dad ate my homework."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'