School Warrior Prints

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

I just can't take it anymore!

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"Don't think of it as the first day of school. Think of it as the beginning of the end."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Computer Room.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Child finding school too hard.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Studying and technology

Examiners.

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

Final Exams Tip

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

Information Macht Frei

Truth In Education