School Run Warrior Prints

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Can you drop the kids off at school today?'

4x4 car surrounded by drivers who hate 4x4s - Child in car saying - "Mummy, I don't feel safe in a 4x4."

Computer Room.

'Too much for the school run?'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Child finding school too hard.

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Just doing the school run.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"My dad ate my homework."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

School Supplies and Small Loans.

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

I just can't take it anymore!

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'