School Run Survivor Prints

'Ugh! It's the skool run'

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Looking for Savings (gas).

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

I drive, therefore I am.

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'