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'Ugh! It's the skool run'

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Looking for Savings (gas).

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

I drive, therefore I am.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'