School Run Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Looks like the kids are back at school!'

"C'mon,c'mon,c'mon and get me, copper!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Too much for the school run?'

Women in a cross country race

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

I drive, therefore I am.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Man running

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Just doing the school run.'

'Costume - What costume?'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'