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'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Too much for the school run?'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"We thought this was more realistic."

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

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"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Just doing the school run.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

"I won it for being lice-free."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

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'I didn't run for class president because I was unsure if your credit rating could stand the scrutiny.'

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

"C'mon,c'mon,c'mon and get me, copper!"

'Can you drop the kids off at school today?'

'I just wish she wouldn't walk us to school.'

With jet engine noise, an airline is a high-volume business. And because we fly at 30,000 feet, it's not a low-overhead operation.

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.