School Run Enthusiast Gifts

'Looks like the kids are back at school!'

"C'mon,c'mon,c'mon and get me, copper!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Too much for the school run?'

'Hey, wait for me!'

Women in a cross country race

I drive, therefore I am.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Man running

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Just doing the school run.'

'Costume - What costume?'