School Run Star Gifts

I drive, therefore I am.

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Too much for the school run?'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Just doing the school run.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"I'll explain later."

The chosen few

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."