School Run Superhero Gifts

'Just doing the school run.'

'Too much for the school run?'

I drive, therefore I am.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

'Your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

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'I understand it now, Mrs. Bundy -- the school janitor explained it to me!'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'I hope that is not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to good teachers.'

'I'm afraid your daughter isn't paying attention in class.'

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

"I own you, homework assignment!"