Student Superhero Gifts

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Exam

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Inaction Figure

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."