Student Superhero Pillows

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Exam

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I've been genetically modified!"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Gullboy and Pigeonman