Student Superstar Pillows

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I started a collection!"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Table tennis.

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'