Star Student Pillows

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Table tennis.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."