School Hero Enthusiast Pillows

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"He was a very good boy."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Just doing the school run.'

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"