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'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"He was a very good boy."

Back to school.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

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"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Just doing the school run.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Classroom.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.