Schoolwork Superhero Gifts

"Showing you how to do my math so you can help me is a waste of time, so I'll just do it myself."

In basket-case.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Serious Putty

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Child finding school too hard.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."