Schoolwork Warrior Gifts

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

I hate writing stupid papers. Me too. I've got to do one for our "Tolerance Week." I have to find the inner worth of a controversial belief. Easy. Write about the guys who deeply believe we must smash teacher unions. Good one. If I want to flunk! We'll see how much tolerance is tolerated.

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Child finding school too hard.

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I won't be able to go out tonight. I've got a lot of homework."

Computer Room.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Serious Putty

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Examiners.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Ted doesn't test well."