Schoolwork Warrior Pillows

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Child finding school too hard.

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I won't be able to go out tonight. I've got a lot of homework."

Computer Room.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Serious Putty

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Examiners.

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'