Homework Warriors Pillows

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'