Schoolwork Warriors Pillows

"My dad ate my homework."

Computer Room.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Child finding school too hard.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Examiners.

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

Study more to pass more tests.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"