Schoolwork Enthusiast Gifts

"You shouldn't blame your father for the 'F'...you should do assignments yourself!"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Child finding school too hard.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."