Schoolwork Sensation Gifts

'I have five hours of homework to do!'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Child finding school too hard.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Study more to pass more tests.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

"My dad ate my homework."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

"I guess the dog has been eating Kevin's homework. She knows addition,subtraction, and most of the alphabet."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."