School Work Gifts

"You still haven't finished your essay?"

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

'I may not be your best friend, but I don't do homework.'

'A virus ate my powerpoint.'

'It's just homework...there's no conspiracy.'

'If Miss Stabler had meant for me to read, she wouldn't have told me to have a nice summer.'

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Ethics exam cheater.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.