Schoolwork Savior Gifts

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

Child finding school too hard.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

S.O.S. vaccine

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Study more to pass more tests.

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"My dad ate my homework."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Vaccine

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"Who gives you homework?"