"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."
Schoolwork Savior Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s the ultimate schoolwork savior? Whether they’re a dedicated student, a helpful teacher, or a parent balancing it all, our creative gifts bring a smile amid the chaos. These products are designed to celebrate those who make schoolwork bearable with humor and heart, making studying, grading, or helping out a little more delightful. Brighten their day and remind them of their superpowers—because sometimes, a little wit is the best homework helper.
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
Serious Putty
'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'
"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"
Child finding school too hard.
"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"
'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'
'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
S.O.S. vaccine
"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."
"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."
'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'
"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."
"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."
System failure - calling for sysadmin...
Study more to pass more tests.
"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."
"A catfish ate my homework."
"My dad ate my homework."
"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."
"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."
'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'
'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'
"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."
"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."
"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."
Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.
"Who gives you homework?"
"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."
"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"
"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."
Schoolwork Savior Gifts Collection
Schoolwork Savior Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring schoolwork savior designs—perfect for those who make studying and grading a smile-worthy task.
Schoolwork Savior Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the heroes behind every successful student, adding comfort and humor to their space.
Schoolwork Savior Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that highlight the schoolwork savior—great for decorating their favorite learning or relaxing spots.
Schoolwork Savior T-Shirts
Find humorous and heartfelt t-shirts designed for your schoolwork savior—wear your appreciation loud and proud.