School Day Savior Gifts

Coathooks.

Computer Room.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

I drive, therefore I am.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Luggage Mom

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

Soccer Moms

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

'You waved a white flag?2

"My first day of school was good too...this year mom hardly cried at all when I left."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

How to save the Planet...

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'Well, if it isn't Harry Roberts. You've hardly changed since we were at school together!'

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

Prisoner of pollution.

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

'What a day. I had a close encounter of the 3rd grade kind.'

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.