Schoolwork Supporter Gifts

"Sorry I'm late. I had to wait until my Dad finished my homework."

"I had to admit to my teacher that you helped me with my homework... She was about to put me in a 'special needs' class!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Serious Putty

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Child finding school too hard.

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Oh, Christ.'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."