School Superstar Gifts

'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'It's not his fault Miss! He's been awake all night worrying about the exam!'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Gracie, I appreciate how you work at school and always think about your future."

"I started a collection!"

"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I don't care what his mother says. This isn't just a little fidgeting."

Exam

"They put high-tech security cameras on all the buses. Now I have to be good. I never thought technology would turn on me."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"

"Baldo! That's great news! Don't even think about quitting school!"

My teacher must be very experienced. She said she's been teaching fro what feels like a thousand years.

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Welcome! Your seating is reserved, I'll be your server. The specials today are math, history, and English!"

"...and here are the winners: child of doctor, child of scientist, child of doctor..."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

I drive, therefore I am.