School Stars Gifts

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'You are good with kids, but you need a teaching credential to teach.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

The chosen few

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"