School Run Champion Gifts

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

'Too much for the school run?'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

I drive, therefore I am.

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'Just doing the school run.'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

"I'll explain later."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'They're not even real, Miss!'

Some students are keener than others.

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

Wayside Elementary School - Now Available: Curbside Pickup!

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'