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Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

'Too much for the school run?'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

I drive, therefore I am.

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Just doing the school run.'

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"I'll explain later."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

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"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

'They're not even real, Miss!'

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'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

Some students are keener than others.

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Can you drop the kids off at school today?'