School Sports Champion Gifts

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Bowled over again!

Exam

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'Too much for the school run?'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?