School Sports Champion Prints

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Exam

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Too much for the school run?'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"