School Sports Coach Prints

'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Go team!

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Punt Cake

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Snooker Golf.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Saving a Heart

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'