School Sports Coach Pillows

'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Punt Cake

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

Saving a Heart

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."