School's Out Champion Gifts

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Exam

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

'Too much for the school run?'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Welcome! Your seating is reserved, I'll be your server. The specials today are math, history, and English!"

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but