Home School Champ Gifts

'Wait a second... you've been homeschooled for months! Why am I still giving you lunch money?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'Home Schooling'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

They're behind me aren't they?

The First Day Back

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

Snacks for Learners

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

Home Schooled On The Range

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Pandemic-parenting

"We moved here for the schools."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

I'm home-schooling him.

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"I may have to go back into the office - we're running low on stationery."

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

"Another home-schooled lawyer..."

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

Teaching from Home