Home School Aficionado Gifts

'The court appreciates home-schooled lawyers but the cookies and milk will have to wait until recess.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Home Schooling'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

University Book Store.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Clock watcher

Homeschooling

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"We moved here for the schools."

Did You Miss Me?

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."