Home School Aficionado Pillows

'The court appreciates home-schooled lawyers but the cookies and milk will have to wait until recess.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Home Schooling'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

University Book Store.

Clock watcher

Homeschooling

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Pandemic-parenting

Did You Miss Me?

Classroom.

"We moved here for the schools."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'