Home-schooling Enthusiasts Gifts

A child being taught English history.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"Home school marching band"

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

Homeschooling

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

Snacks for Learners

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Adulits don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAAAH!"

Home Schooled On The Range

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