Home-schoolers Gifts

"We have to move closer to civilisation: I can't cope with the home-schooling Maths curriculum anymore..."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Pandemic-parenting

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Home Schooled On The Range

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."