Home-schoolers Pillows

"We have to move closer to civilisation: I can't cope with the home-schooling Maths curriculum anymore..."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

"Home school marching band"

Homeschooling

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Home Schooled On The Range

Pandemic-parenting

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

I'm home-schooling him.

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."