Home Schooling Pillows

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

'Home Schooling'

"Yes, I was home schooled. How did you know?"

Professional Parents

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

"Another home-schooled lawyer..."

"Hey, cool! I'm ham-schooled too!"

Making home school real: 'I'm the bully who comes by twice a week to take your kid's lunch money!'

They're behind me aren't they?

I will never badmouth teachers again. . .

"Until we catch a wave out of here. I'll be home schooling you."

"Maybe it's time we look into home colleging."

'Anatomy lesson today hey? Well, the only thing you really need to learn is where to find the jugular...'

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

"It's so obvious! So who are you going to believe? Your own two eyes or some old teacher?"

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"The public school hasn't been invented yet. That's why you're being home schooled."

"Hi, Jenny, my parents just raised my home school tuition!"

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

Post-Coronavirus Home School Class Reunion

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

Corona Counting

Teaching from Home

Class Dismissed

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

Home school's out for summer.

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

"One bit of advice, Eddie: Don't blame the teacher when you're home schooled."

'This 50-mile trip to the bus stop every day is GETTING to me -- Why don't we just home-school him?'

"If you must know, I'm not West Point – I'm home-schooled."

Snacks for Learners

First Day of Home School

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"He failed. Who asked you to sit for his exams?!"