Homeschooling Parents Pillows

"The public school hasn't been invented yet. That's why you're being home schooled."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Working from Home: In/Still In

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Life Tetris

Home Schooled On The Range

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."