Homeschooling Advocates Pillows

'One thing I know for sure, I'll never force my dolls to go to school.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Common Core Family Therapy

Covid and Restarting School

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

The lesser of two evils.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Snacks for Learners

"Home school marching band"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Homeschooling

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Home Schooled On The Range

I'm home-schooling him.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."