Homeschooling Advocates T-Shirts

'One thing I know for sure, I'll never force my dolls to go to school.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Home Schooling'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Homeschooling

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Home Schooled On The Range

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."