Home-schooling Advocate T-Shirts

'Normally, I'm home-schooled, but I'm here because I've been suspended for a few days.'

Seymour wuld have had his children home-schooled if he hadn't geen so leery of the teacher...

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

"Home school marching band"

Homeschooling

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

Home Schooled On The Range

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Pandemic-parenting

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"We're home-enlightening him."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"