Home-schooling Advocate Gifts

'Normally, I'm home-schooled, but I'm here because I've been suspended for a few days.'

Seymour wuld have had his children home-schooled if he hadn't geen so leery of the teacher...

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Home Schooled On The Range

Pandemic-parenting

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"I may have to go back into the office - we're running low on stationery."