Homeschool Advocates Gifts

Homeschool Class Reunion. Were the name tags really necessary, mom? Dad. Sis. Tom.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

Common Core Family Therapy

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Covid and Restarting School

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

The lesser of two evils.

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

Scrabble for dyslectics

Home Schooled On The Range

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

Pandemic-parenting