Homeschool Advocates Gifts

'Home Schooling'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Homeschooling

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Snacks for Learners

"Home school marching band"

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Home Schooled On The Range

Pandemic-parenting

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."